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so i havnt been on here in a while because i work 5-9 in the morning so i really dont have time to do anything because om either sleeping or im at work lol but today i took a phentermine so i am not going to sleep at al im hyper as hell
yeah i have have but all i get is a whole bunch of shit about the office and Steve Carell
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excuse me but ^^^this is a god damn foot
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They told me I can be whatever I want when I grow up,
so I became a brush.
so that is kind of amazing just because he can get his hair to stay like that
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Except the dick in Steve’s trousers.
(Source: eternallifeissuperfun, via memewhore)
i literally give every single person i know a different voice
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idk adele could be a lady on stage but a freak in the sheets